It's been said that one can gain insight into a man's bedroom prowess by his moves on the dancefloor.
My completely objective self-analysis based on my "performance" at the most recent Barrister's Ball:
determined
shameless
adventurous
enthusiastic
hurculean stamina
thrilled to please
spastic, bordering on convulsive
use laughter to mask obvious deficiencies
not entirely sure what I'm doing
Ladies, you are warned.
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