(I posted this in the stalls at my office in the army because my soldiers' aim was pretty bad. I was "unique" as an Army officer)
An Ode To Micturition
While standing there, the task in hand,
Consider, please, this meager plan:
If you should hap to err or stray,
From the throne, wipe off your spray,
For think of those who may sit down
And slide, bare-assed, onto the ground.
by (then) 1LT Ajax Carpenter (2003)
An Ode To Micturition
While standing there, the task in hand,
Consider, please, this meager plan:
If you should hap to err or stray,
From the throne, wipe off your spray,
For think of those who may sit down
And slide, bare-assed, onto the ground.
by (then) 1LT Ajax Carpenter (2003)
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