Clemson Fan: ON THIS, THE OPENING DAY OF COLLEGE
FOOTBALL SEASON, I HOPE THE FOLLOWING COME TRUE: (I) YOU LOSE BY 50, (II)
LATTIMORE HAS HIS LEG AMPUTATED AT HALFTIME AND HAS IT REPLACED WITH A FLACCID
BABY ARM, (III) CLOWNEY AND TAYLOR WILL RUN INTO EACH OTHER AND SIMULTANEOUSLY
IMPLODE, AND (IV) SPURRIER CRIES AT THE POSTGAME PRESS CONFERENCE AND ANNOUNCES
THAT HE WAS IN CAHOOTS WITH SANDUSKY, THEREBY FORCING YOUR SHITTY SCHOOL TO
CHANGE ITS MASCOT DUE TO THE DEBILITATING EFFECT THE CHANT "GO COCKS"
WILL HAVE ON ALL THE VICTIMS.
I hate you. I hate
your school. I hate everything about you and your wasteland of a school. And, more specifically, I hate,
hate, hate, hate, hate, the chickens.
Go Tigers.
and Go Vandy!
me: I can
appreciate all of that
Enjoy you 8-4
season
Clemson Fan:
I will. Enjoy NEVER winning your conference. EVER.
Wait, did I
mention "EVER"?
me: I do
worry about your well-being when it goes to four in a row
Clemson Fan:
it's something I've personally experienced... you, not so much.
I worry more
about how you'll handle it.
it'll be like the
first time you figured out how to jackoff
me: I plan
on being insufferable
Clemson Fan:
(also known as the first time you were left alone with Uncle Larry)
me: Prepare
yourself
Clemson Fan:
I actually think we'll win this year
not sure much
the past three years
but I like
our chances this year
me: You think tha every year
Clemson Fan:
in fact, I am planning on going to the game
which I
haven't done since college
me: As am I
Clemson Fan:
then I know we'll win
b/c I'm
bringing my golden horseshoe
and you're
bringing your... well, whatever it is that's stuck up your ass
God I hope you lose tonight.
me: Nah. Now
that you're a Carolina alum, the Cocks haven't lost to Clemsux
Thanks, bud
Clemson Fan:
Then I'll burn my diploma.
I may do that
anyway.
me: It will go up in flames. Like your season
Clemson Fan:
I'm gonna go by Seanachai after work and steal one of those chickens so that I
can slaughter it in your living room.
me: Those are hard to catch
Clemson Fan: Is that their only redeeming quality?
me: Just ask Dabo
Clemson Fan: other than being a food source to
everyone else
me: He's always coming up short.
Wait. Did WV just score again!?!?
Clemson Fan: your day of reckoning is nigh, Carpenter
me: I just hope the nearly nine months was enough for your asses to heal after that.
me: I just hope the nearly nine months was enough for your asses to heal after that.
Clemson Fan: You don't hope that
and neither do I
I hope they never forget because that sucked goat nutts
me: No. No, I don't.
Clemson Fan: anyways...tootles. I gotta do some work.
I suggest you cover your living room in plastic
me: I love the part where you were there in person
Clemson Fan: because that chicken is gonna get
splattered
me: sure
Clemson Fan: that was my favorite part too
that and the fact I spend $2k to watch
It. Was. Awesome.
me: Yes! C.L.E.M.S.U.X.
Clemson Fan: also, go F yourself
me: Go Cocks
end of chat
