I hope this wasn't a Freudian slip...

Yesterday, a lot of the people here got mail and I didn't. Without thinking it through, I told the thirty-five- year- old black sergeant who'd gotten sent a giant box, "I'm jealous of your 'package.'" Then I realized what I said and stammered " I mean your mail...I mean M-A-I-L, not M-A-L-E. What? I gotta go." Suffice it to say that it was moderately embarrassing.